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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Startup" is just short hand for "self-absorbed shitbird(s) playing fast and loose with other people's money".

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 months ago

"We only hire slave labor here. You aren't nearly subservient enough for the honor."

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

This man is a cancer on society

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Founder/CEO/Designer - Micro...

Unless that ends in "soft" you're a failure and you're trying to bring everyone else down with you.

If it is "soft", you're a known pedophile and you should be in prison.

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

Ah, the future value of equity ... sacrifice your life on spec that the venture will succeed when most don't and that your boss won't find a way to fuck you over of it does. Bearing in mind that the more money is on the table, the more likely it is that your boss will try to screw you out of it.

If you want to go to Vegas, go to Vegas. Do an 80-hour stint, see if you get rich, and if you fail then go home. Don't spend years at some shitty company run by an asshole.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I love the bit about how people who work for early startups have to work long hours for little pay so that the owner of the company can walk away with a highly successful business that pays them handsomely while you get maybe a decent wage if you're lucky, or if the company doesn't fire you when they realize they can hire three people for half the pay that you were getting by the time the company is actually making a profit.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If you're not willing to work yourself to death.... We don't want you

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Guy makes CRM.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, if someone rejects me for not wanting to work 80 hours a week, I'd be glad. I worked a place where I was working between 50 and 60 hours a week all the time, and it affected my health. I will never do that crap again.

I am honestly surprised to hear people say stuff like this after the pandemic. My perspective post pandemic really changed. The things that are important to me isnt how much I work. Nobody's gonna give a shit that you put in 12 hour days at work when you're on your death bed. Spend time with the people you care about, and work to live. Not the other way around.

This guy (assuming this is real) is the chump, not the person who interviewed.

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[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Only time I would work these kind of positions is when I truly enjoy the job, believe it can succeed AND shares of the company I don't have to buy. If i wanted extra hours and bad supervisors I could go back into the trades

[–] llukas@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

The good thing about startups, even the ceo can do long hours without any rest without a team!

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

A while back I did consulting for a startup where the CEO would hold all-hands meetings at this home -- on Saturday mornings. Attendance wasn't mandatory, but everyone knew it would look bad if they didn't show up. The 'executive team' also met on Sundays, and made sure on Monday standups mentioning that they had met.

They started messaging me about those meetings, and also texting me at all hours about problems they expected looked at right then or the next day. My work was pretty specialized but they kept trying to drag me into other problems they were having.

I very politely told them to go pound sand. Mentioned work-life balance. That I wasn't an employee and would only be available during the contracted hours. Also, that I had other projects and it wouldn't be fair to drop everything just for them. To their credit, they backed off (not that they had a choice).

A few years later, long after I was gone, they completely imploded. Was told things got worse and more frantic towards the end.

Kept seeing the same pattern in subsequent companies. It all stems from bad management.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

A simple "we are going a different direction" would have been enough. Fuck this CEO and cue* the Mario Bros theme!

*thanks, citizen Train.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our western society is built on this bullshit. It is the cancer that is killing us all.

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[–] JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thing is, as a society we keep supporting these scumbags. If we didn't continue to line their pockets, this would start to go away.

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 12 points 2 months ago

You can always say you are passionate about your job, and then after they hire you, you limit yourself to contractual obligations. It's that easy.

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