Architecture and insects enthusiasts be like...
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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When a giant mommy mechanoid grasshopper and a giant daddy mechanoid grasshopper love each other very much, they get stuck playing piggyback for a while. And then a little while later out pop hundreds of baby... shipping containers?
Ah, and then they harvest the shipping container eggs for profit. Clever!
They know.
Would love to live here
EDIT : didn't even see they were fucking 🤣 just thought living in grasshopper house would be nice
How far can those jump?
Are you a top or a bottom?
Yea
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That's a nice green.
Is that a repurposed camper van or truck? Looks cool.
Train cars. It's a cafe.
I am just realizing I have never actually seen a grasshopper hopping on grass... 🤔
You don't get out much?
Seen plenty on dirt, pavement, trees, rocks, etc. Never actually on grass tho.
Do you have bad eye sight? I don't mean that condescendingly. They can sort of blend in. I see them often when mowing because they hop away. As a kid I saw a lot and I remember playing with them.
But yeah, you don't see them in grass probably because they're hiding in the grass I guess lol.
How is this possible?
Never change, North Korea 😂