Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon
e: guess it would have to be 2 people for there to be 4 legs
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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What has 0.5 house?
Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?
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1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.
Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.
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Frogs aren't slimy though.
You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.
A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube
Armadillo?
Pregnant frogs?
A horny turtle
Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot
Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?
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Nautilus missing some tentacles.
Saint bernard?