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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon

e: guess it would have to be 2 people for there to be 4 legs

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Florida man

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Porcupine, hedgehog, echidna? Armadillo is probably 0.75?

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[–] ater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

1 House, 2 legs and Yes Slime would be a Doctor.

Edit: For those who don't get it, it's a doctor House reference.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Frogs aren't slimy though.

[–] unknown@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

You ever touched one? They're kinda sticky, which is like dry slime.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Pregnant frogs?

[–] mediOchre@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

A horny turtle

[–] Mgineer@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

[–] T156@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Surely it would be more bewildering in the middle. What's something that only has 0.1 4 legs, and is 0.4 house?

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

🦀 🦀 🦀

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Nautilus missing some tentacles.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Saint bernard?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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