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submitted 5 days ago by EfreetSK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I must be some sub Spartacus worker. I have three monitors on my desk and two on the management network workstation behind me.

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[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 11 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I have 3 monitors, what am I?

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[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I don't have a phone. I just witness. I am posting this by sheer force of will. Someone hire me as you CEO.

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uh-oh. I have three monitors, and one of them is a 43" 4k TV.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

You're the hero the company doesn't deserve, but the one it needs right now.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

The CEO also has the big screens. Their peons have two why would they only have one? What screens they're on the most is a different question.

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

This is so accurate, it hurts.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago

I can verify that this is correct.

[–] brianary@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

It has been a while, so maybe I'm wrong, but this is technically an inverse correlation, right?

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I have 3 monitors… (._.)