How about just in case I grease all nipples I get my hands on.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025
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Sir, this is a Wendy's
Does your manager have nipples?
Could you milk them, Greg?
i've got nipples greg, could you grease me?
*outraged mooing*
It's important to not let them seize up. otherwise they won't flow when they need to. you'd hate to not be able to get lube through.
Is mastitis a joke to you?
actually enjoy doing this. greasing machines is fun
Just did it for a tractor. Was not fun.
ew, in the snow? were the zerks in stupid places?
Naturally, yes.
my condolences 😔 I do admit all of the machines I touched were easy and didn't require crawling
this is so sweet
It's called "zerking".
Gen z calls it zerking off.
In this house, we grease daily, young man!
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Hardly seems sufficient