"That's a problem for future me to deal with, and that guy's a jerk."
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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"Eh, my next salary is coming soon"
"At least I learned who I was".
I can't remember where I first heard that from, but its been my go-to for years. Funnily enough, it's kinda become an almost comforting thought now that I do actually feel like I know who I am.
HASHTAG YOLO!
"It'll work"
"Hold my beer"
"Well this is probably stupid but whatever"
"How bad it could it hurt, really?"
In response to a perfectly valid question about dumbass plan I just came up with:
"we'll burn that bridge when we come to it"
Seems edible to me
Hey honey watch this
I know I shouldnβt but
Anything where multiple words are slurred
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Fuck it, I'm on holiday"
"Honeybadger don't care! Honeybadger just takes what he wants!"
We're not here to fuck spiders
Leeeeeerrrrooooooooyyyyyy Jenkins
Only 1 way to find out...
βI wonderβ¦β
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
"we've all gotta die someday!"
"hold my beer" regardless of if I'm actually holding a beer
Risk it for the biscuit
"I wonder what that Button does?!"
"FML, anyway. What's the worst that is going to happen?"
Hey y'all watch this!
Fuck it. Generally right before I make a large, usually irresponsible decision, I say βfuck itβ.
Live fast - die young - leave a good-looking corpse
This time it'll be different
Two I surprisingly haven't seen yet:
"I haven't given a shit about anything in a while"
and
"I'll just cancel the free trial"
God hates a coward!
Trust me, I've done this ... Like a bunch of times... π
Well, let's see what we get.
"why not" "Fuck it" "Am I going to regret this? Not 80%? Do it" "Because I'm bored"
Iβll apologize later
Hold my beer, Imma try something
βThrow it in the fuck it bucketβ
I spend 60% of my life in front of it, might as well splurge on quality and comfort.
(Bad decision A: Spending almost 2/3 of my life sitting on a computer. Bad decision B: Using money on computers that I SHOULD save up to eventually affort a house loan)
Just one more
"Gotta be in it to win it." bonus points if it's obviously only a painful task.
Oh and, nearly forgot my personal favourite, if I'm about to do something stupid, I say
"if I die from this, you have to write it on my gravestone."
I probably say that one way too often for my age...
You gotta die somehow, may as well make it a good story to tell.
I've suffered for this long, what's another month of misery.
Nothing could possibly go wrong
Go big or go home.
Looked good on paper