Ask Lemmy

I have an induction forge and an induction smelting crucible. That's literally endless entertainment, until my arms get tired.

I will leave you in suspense on if I will open the door.

Ask you to help carry my old stove out to the curb and see if you want to troubleshooot some wiring

Hope ya like weed

I'm going to work

But you can help yourself to my gaming PC.

We're BBQing! I've got a couple of nice tritips and some some sausages from the local butcher, freshly harvested corn from a local farm, and I'll make some garlic bread. I've got a few beers from my favorite local brewery, an unopened bottle of eagle rare 10 year, and can break out a couple of nice cigars if you're in to that.

The temperature on my back patio is a nice, comfortable 77f with low humidity and just enough of a breeze.

I will play Van Halen's Jump on my synth for you

Jokes on you even if I leave now. I'll be at home in 20 mins.

That depends. Are you male or female?

I will show you my cat. After, I'll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.

Play with my kid. I'll be in bed.

I'm sick, so we're watcbing Hollow Knight streams.

First day back at work after two weeks off, so…. you can walk my dog? He’s pretty bored

We can totally play some board games, or if you play an instrument we could jam. House is even fairly clean, I'm ready and waiting.

cry at you because I had a dream where I was social and like attached to people and felt like I belonged for once but I was dragged away from them by my family and was really upset but they just turned out to just be dream people. and the whole scenario was made up and I never belonged with anybody

Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently

that's not enough warning time and I didn't get the message, so you'll be entertaining yourself watching the dogs in the window as I ignore the doorbell

Open door. Spritz you with honey and throw a handful of glitter to mark you. Then tell you to: "Get lost, no strangers at this party."

Boring standard screen-based stuff. I could dig out a board game if you really want, I guess.

Maybe you'll like my dog?

If you play guitar, bass, or piano/keyboard, we're having a jam session. Otherwise, board games! Flashpoint is a cool one, it's easy to pick up and it's cooperative

Well, I just made guacamole, so I'll feed you that with nachos and fire up some old movies with old music -- big bands, jitterbugging and stuff like that. In particular, I wanna show you the 1933 short "That's the Spirit" with young band leader Nobel Sissel.

I mean I might still be jacking off so that'll probably do it

You can play a puzzle game. Lets call it break n enter cause I'm not opening the door.

By calling 911.

I’ll whip you up a pizza. Got dough and sauce in the fridge. What toppings would you like?

No

I got 3 cats of varying degrees of playfulness. Go nuts

hope you like leather and plugs.