Who would be the arbiter of truth in this instance?
Like it's a cool idea, just practically impossible.
A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Who would be the arbiter of truth in this instance?
Like it's a cool idea, just practically impossible.
KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE!
Your work improves the lives of others more than it will improve your own. Which others is determined by politics. Best to spread the improvement around so you can get more of it back from more people.
Or history that was not covered...