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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's practically a motto: "Optics, not substance."

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Yup. American Evangelism summed up in one picture.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

One of the local churches near me would give everyone a pvc pipe cross lol

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

At Easter they give everyone a palm cross, then if you still have it by Christmas, you're supposed to burn it, but no one ever does still have it by Christmas, so they give you a new one. Then they burn that one.

This is supposed to signify something, but I don't think anyone knows what.

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The convict had to carry a horizontal beam (patibulum), 1.5-1.8 m long, to the place of execution, from the place of flagellation. His hands were tied to the crossbeam with straps. According to Roman source literature, a person condemned to crucifixion, he never carried the entire cross, contrary to customary faith and contrary to many modern recreations of Jesus’ path to Golgotha.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wait until he gets his 30 lashes with the pink feather boa. That's when the crowd goes wild.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Let me symbolize the suffering that ~~I know others can’t escape~~ that is expected of others while making it easy as possible on the rich guy virtue signaling for their own aggrandizement.

E: words.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t cross a bear with wheels.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

You can only miss the point if you ever aimed at it.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't get it? What am I missing?

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I think dragging the cross is a metaphor because it's heavy but this fellas got the wheels

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[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Jeebus: I have to do WHAT for these idiots? Can't we tone it down a bit? Like maybe if I got billed twice for my Disney subscription one month or something? I'm not on board with this whole DYING thing...

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Practicing what he preached.

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