The new Jesus trike!
A three wheeled cross!
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Pretty sure I heard a parable/fable/story about some ~~asshole~~ impious person doing something like this back during catholic catechism
Anyone giving these donkeys money deserves to be parted with it, unfortunately.
Man babies need their training wheels.
do you want to hear THAT sound??
Typically when churches reenact the resurrection in on Easter they give the part of Jesus to somebody they know is strong enough to carry the cross. Not just some schmo who looks like he's never even lifted anything, including a finger to help others.
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Just wheeling in the execution frame.
Yeah what a pussy, this Showboat wants to look like he is respecting Jesus's burden, that has little wheels on his crucifix? What a pussy. Fuck this guy.
he's being considerate of the carpet, i'll give him that
Should he not be nailed to it?
I don't care who this asshole is, but whoever it is, one phrase comes to mind,
Fake christian, fake as A.I.