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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

It's the only possible explanation!

[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

God wants the epstein files

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[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

After reading most of the article, because frankly even that was too much, it sounds like it's people on Twitter trolling them.

Maybe it eventually got some buy-in from the unraptured, but doesn't appear to be where the idea started.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I don’t get it, Rapture was released back in 1981 by Blondie…

~~Is she~~ Are they doing a remaster?

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

You can listen to any song any time you want these days, what's the problem?

https://youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g

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