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[–] rockmeat@feddit.org 108 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A sad and repulsive attempt of Alex Jones to get attention so he can continue his grifting

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

So he can pay the victims of the sandy hook shooting, right?

right?

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

And look, it's working!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

The perfect summary of his activities.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

This version of the Mr. potato head toy banned in France.

Seriously, just try not to see it now. A little pair of brown leather baby shoes under his chin.

Woke Mr. Potato head now on sale.

Holly fuck… they just write themselves at this point.

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

StOp CaLlInG uS nAzIs!

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I… you know, I imagined a bunch of versions of this, but none of them look nearly as bad as the real thing.

W. O. W.

Somebody throw that blotchy fuck a tube of… Well, hell almost anything. I think toothpaste would improve that situation.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

How can a dude this repulsive say with a straight face that women were “throwing their panties at him” for any reason much less because of his stupid mustache

[–] calliope@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean… just think about the women who would be interested in Alex Jones at all and that’s all you need to know.

They either look or think like him. Neither is good.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Big women, strong women, tears streaming down their faces saying SIR! Can we please adorn your tooth brushed mustachio with our undergarments?

[–] MBech 5 points 1 month ago

The most repulsive dudes are often the people most desperate to appear like women would literally die to be with them.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I can imagine women throwing all kinds of things at him. Maybe some of them have run out of sharp or blunt things to throw and went for what they had.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I gladly invite him to germany. :3

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting,"

Apparently, he believes he would fit right in!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

"Classical German features" is honestly one of the worst things you could possibly say.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Oh he will. RIGHT IN JAIL!

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Look Who’s Back…

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good news, if this catches on then it'll be easier to identify who needs to get punched in the fucking face!

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And it gives you something specific to punch at

[–] RaoulDuke@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago

Him being fat has nothing to do with how repulsive he is

[–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

When Lukashenko falls asleep first at a party.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Isn't he married? So does he mean that his wife has a real thing for short Austrian painters, or like...is he admitting something else?

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

You can’t beat stupidl.