Lisp has an S.

The fear of long words is "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

Queue has 4 silent letters, in a line.

Plough, through, and trough don't rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

You park in your driveway, but drive on a parkway.

I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A, as in neighbor and weigh. We live in a weird society.

In Britain, post is delivered by the Royal Mail. In the US, mail is delivered by the Post Office

Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Big

SMALL

I didn't know what it meant to be hit so hard in he feels until this.

I was walking down "roading lane" yesterday and i thought that was bad enough.

They actually the same size, it's just latin alphabet is stupid and doesn't have a letter for sound SH.

That problem disappears when you stop speaking English

Is there a term for words that are self-descriptive?

Yes but when you say them out loud you can adjust the lengths

And the word "cum" is actually thinner than the word "water" but cum is still thicker than water (it's a saying)

Suburban Starkiller is right.