Rookie mistake. If the can owner turns the can over they'd find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s
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Oooh, nice hiss!
My wife says the accelerated "tink tink" is her favorite part of Steve's videos (though she likes other parts, too).
I like it when he does one decisive TINK, then puts the spoon down.
Man, I dunno why I miss these? They're so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can
And I used to keep one of these in my wallet because there were times where I need it and didn't have anything available.
Keeping it right next to the condom would not be great
That would be stupid.
You wrap it in the condom.
Well duh, it's a can't of DIET cola
This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for.
No, that's where the tiny little eyeglass screwdriver used to attach. I'd use the can opener.
Can of Nope.
I bet a coke collector would pay like... ten bucks for that can.
Yeah, in my area the local bottler kept giving out sealed empty Pepsi cans.
People were pissed, but I sold 3 for $20 a pop on ebay.
Pun intended.
A can piercer would open it just fine. (That's the pointy end of a bottle opener) They're also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.
Church key
I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don't even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?
I had a lot of questions, and they didn't end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener...
"THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON'T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?"
I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.
Well, if you have a key, you probably don't need to break in.
we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.
Coken't
It's doing OP a favour. The "Diet" means nothing and $1 for $1 Coke is worse for your body than coke.
Well, $2 of Coke makes me feel good all day. I bet $2 of coke couldn't do that!
Your coke lasts all day? Damn, super jealous.
The pop-top is a subscription. For $1.99/mo you can get cans that have convenient openings.
I can't move it move it anymore Maurice
I can I can't
it's the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off
Do they even make church keys these days?