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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For me it's 8+8-1 since the doubles are memorized

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the same for me, but I did 7+7+1, basically

[–] Shelena@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

So, for me it is 10-8=2. Then 7-2=5. And then 10+5=15.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In high school calc, I would do all kinds of algebra, integration, etc. and then at the end add 8 and 7 and get 13. All the time.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its like when you do the whole logic and calculations part and then forget to square root the number at the end.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I'd always forgot to change signs after multiplying

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Must have been doing a lot of base-12 math?

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I am an accountant, literally work all day with numbers. 8+7, fine, that's 16 minus one or 14 plus one.

8x7? Never managed to memorize the times tables so that is, well 4 7s is 14 +14, that's 28, so 8 7s is 28 + 28, which is 40 and 16 so that's 56.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

interesting how mathes works differently for many people. because I do 8+2 to get 10. then 7-2=5, so 10+5 = 15.

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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I understand not everyone spends that much time with numbers when they are a kid, but having liked maths (I know, I know...), I had to add up numbers enough times to recognise the pattern. So whenever I saw ghefruifghergu8+vzeru4vgbedrzvrehb7, I knew that it will end with 5, and the preceding digit will increase by one (unless it ended with 95, but enough repetitions...).

It doesn't even take intelligence, just enough repetitions ro recognise patterns - like almost everything. The same goes for the multiplying table. 8x7 isn't 56 because of the above (rather smart!) investigation anymore, but simply because 8x7 is 56, because it was also 56 for the previous 573482967589345 times. Powers of 2, up until 20? For the first few hundred times I had to start from scratch, but after ~100 repetitions, I ended up remembering them until 64. 2^7 was easy to calculate then, it's just 64x2=128. And then it grew.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I don't know what to make of this comments section. This many people really don't have 8+7 down?

I don't even feel superior about it, just bewildered.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I thought there was something more to it and am disappointed.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe I just have it fresher in my head because I play a lot of Killer Sudoku. 15 pair box? That’s a 7-8 or a 6-9.

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

In my case, the mental math trick suggestion (make it 10 + 5) was intended as a way to build a skill using the provided, easy example. That type of mental math can be applied to much larger numbers, particularly when combined with other mental math tricks.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

For us older folk, and unfortunately, also for some younger folk that grew up in more "conservative" small towns, borrowing and fancy math trickery was the work of the devil.
We were required to memorize the addition tables as well as the multiplication tables. And even then, addition could be done on your fingers and toes so as long as you could add the big numbers like 8 & 7 together faster than the really slow kid could take off his shoes and work it the hard way, you were considered proficient at addition.
So ya, there's a wide swath of America that just sucks at basic math.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is why learning binary is so important. In base two, the same equasion is 1000+0111=1111, now you just convert back to decimal with: 8+4+2+1= sweats and starts counting on fingers before reaching for calculator

[–] Chingzilla@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Easy, just convert to hex, 0x0F

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[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mental math tricks are important.

Take 2 from the 7 and give it to the 8. You now have 10 + 5. Much easier math.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 41 points 1 month ago

Take 2 from the 7

Hold on, I just need to check something. Looks around nervously

[–] Shelena@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, that seems easier to me as well! I was not allowed to do this according to the teacher when I was a child. They wanted me to do it in some weird counterintuitive way. But I was very stubborn and I am still doing calculations in this way. She is not the boss of the way I think!

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

8+7 = 8 + ( 2 + 5) = ( 8 + 2 ) + 5 = 10 + 5

Then just do the column addition (1 + 0) =1 and (0+5)=5

Thus concat(1,5) = 15

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[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Okay I know it's 15, simple math, after all 8+8 is 16, you would have to be an idiot not to know that, so it's just 1 less than that, anyways let me pull out my calculator just to check...

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once typed in 1+1, though it was several term equation and I was mentally reducing each term before punching it in.

[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am chronicly paranoid because I have had a low battery on an exam. I just type in simple math because it might be totally borked and you won't catch it on something complex

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait, it gets things wrong on low battery?

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It...shouldn't. The 7-segment displays will have contrast issues, then the whole thing will stop working entirely when the battery gets too low.

I can't speak for low battery, but I can for different brands of calcs.

Back in high school majority of students had this specific model, and I had a different one. My entire answer to a question on an exam was correct, but my calculator somehow calculated different decimals to the ones from the popular model. And it was like 4th, 5th decimal or something. The asshole teacher took all of my points away on that. Meanwhile, one of her fave students forgot a very important part of the formula which made the calculation completely wrong and the teacher still gave them half the points for it. God, I hated school, lol.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

Same. In contexts where there are a lot of already taxing elements, there is just no mental bandwidth for switching gears and doing the calculations. So calculator it is. I do find it important to hone my skills from time to time, just not to lose them.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When I'm doing woodworking and I need to add up some very simple measurements I always use a calculator. I could very easily do it in my head and often automatically do without even thinking about it. However I've learned the hard way it's very easy to make a simple error with even something as simple as 8+7 and chances are you won't find out till later when two parts don't fit together. That's 20 hours down the toilet, just because I didn't double check using the shop calculator.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm alright when it comes to mathematics, but my memory is a swiss cheese. I'll do a calculation, context switch and 3 seconds later it's either gone or I remember incorrectly. Having things written down, on paper or in a calculator, gives peace of mind.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Totally this. Find an online calc that accepts fractions and just get it done right in a few seconds vs trying to convert to 16ths or some crap. Which is why I use all metric unless I’m forced into imperial units.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

None of y’all have ever played cribbage I see.

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[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Why? Just take the time to do the work properly. You will get better at it, enjoy life more.

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

My thought exactly. I resonate with this meme but I also try to challenge myself to do math longhand on paper

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[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

oh i know that one from my cribbage days

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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Why would you just type 15 into your calculator?

[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Like semantic satiation, where you say/hear a word so much it stops making sense, is there one for numbers? Permutation satiation? Trying to do basic, easy mathematical tasks and the numbers stop making sense and begin slipping away.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Don't you just carry the 1?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

No, it’s Carry On My Wayward Son.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I actually never learned this (terrible math skills from never learning basics)

Is that just adding 7+7 and then 1?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I was just being dumb.

But 8-7 DOES leave you with 1. And if you carry that 1...well. You get the picture. The possibilities are endless.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i didnt get the meme. pls someone explain

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's a simple equation. But out of habit and not wanting to get it wrong, we type it into a calculator just to be sure, but it makes you look dumb, so you look around to ensure no one thinks you can't do basic math

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have dyscalculia. Don't tell my boss though as I have made mental calculation error several times and he had been angry because it would look bad on reports. Good excuse for me to use the calculator, though, without any judgements.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

sounds like the counts real surname. makes sense why he's constantly counting out loud.

1000002068

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not embarrassed by my browser history but I'd die if someone found my calculator history.

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