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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

The puppies I know all love eating shit.

You’re doing them a favor.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love how the screenshot feature included the silly notches from the buttons used to activate it. Amazing coding.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago

They just pressed them so hard it squeezed the screen in a little bit.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably a screen grab from during a screen record video if that’s the case.

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Luckily the one at my workplace has seastars, I feel less bad

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The famous chocolate starfish Limp Bizkit named their album after

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Who flavored the water, though?

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you use 3 sheets each time?

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

I used to. Now just two lol. Saving the earth a sheet at a time. In some years I'll just use my hands.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's like a coloring book, fill the puppy with brown crayon

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

ay on bad days there are also red dogs

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Turn that white lab into a brown lab. Or the even rarer red lab if you're strong enough.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

the Charmim bears, furious you are now stuffing something else in your ass

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Those eyes tho

[–] orockwell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's a poodle, they're used to it.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I got my daughter novelty Pokemon toilet paper to encourage potty training, but we ended up using as a family it and I can't help feeling bad smearing shit across Mimikyu's face. Lol

[–] ekZepp_db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Brown puppies 🐶 🐶 🐶

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 4 weeks ago

Why do you hate kitten's so much?