this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2023
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[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm gonna start asking quick questions on these memes since they're on topic: Does instant noodles cause constipation?

[–] Ketchup@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it did, it would have been suggested last week when the need to not poop was at an all time high

[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Google told me it promotes constipation

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

You want foods that don't generate much poop; not foods that generate poop but clog you up with constipation. That'll make you uncomfortable for the 3 days. We're all rooting for you, good speed our poopless knight!

[–] Flippanteer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] mizu6079@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

well shit (pun fully intended)

[–] DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net 2 points 2 years ago

Not to be mean but, I couldn't give a shit.