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[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Isn't the key take away here that the .tar.gz format is still going strong in 2025.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Tarball is love. Tarball is life.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

H4sIAAAAAAAAA8tMU8gsUSjPL8ou1lFIyc9TL1FIy6wAinEBAO1h1KMaAAAA

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 100 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The Sims needs an “I have no mouth and I must scream” expansion.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's just Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I just made hotdogs $.25. Let the killing begin."

toilets are $50 a poop? i'll just go in line

[–] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I imagine it as a mod for RimWorld.

There are so many more options there and it's already a war crime simulator. I have whole prisons of captured raiders that couldn't be described accurately if Harlan Ellison and Upton Sinclair collaborated with Lovecraft to invent the most terrible grinder of misery while they freebased paranoia from the hollowed out skull of Caligula.

The creator (Tynan) already inserts his own character among many Kickstarter donors to face the barely imaginable horrors I cook up in my misery science research facility, I can probably be more creative for people that actually deserve it.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I need to get this game

I built a maximum security prison in the Sims, I tried making a graveyard but it kinda messed up the neighbourhood.

I've also got your standard painting trolls and basement creatures.

People keep reconnecting rimworld to me though

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

It’s really worth the buy. Vanilla is fun on its own, but there are also expansions that change how pawns and factions interact for role playing purposes through a modifiable belief system, one expansion that makes it more Lovecrafty, and an expansion that gives you a lot of new technology.

None of those are necessary if they’re not up your alley, but if space survival plus any of those things sounds more fun to you, the expansion(s) would probably be worth buying.

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

This whole thread is full of great references. I haven't read that horror story in forever.

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 87 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's 2050 and they're still only on The Sims 4... actually yeah that tracks

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Because SIms 5 onwards is cloud gaming only and therefore cannot be modded, also the servers shut off so literally no one can play it anymore.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

At least we got another teaser for TES VI in 2043!

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure Saudi Arabia's The Sims 4 is going to have trouble with immorality and toxic masculinity

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[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Happiness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Fulfillment: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Hunger: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Tiredness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

"Elon, go back in the pool"

"Go in the pool"

furiously clicks pool

"Elon, it's pool time hehe"

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Goddamnit, Elon! You have fifteen kids, you have to go to work!

Elon pisses on the floor and scrolls social media before going back to bed.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The most unrealistic thing here is that in 2050, The Sims 4 is still the most current version of The Sims and not Sims 5 The Line: Silly Saudi Sity.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well they haven't released a new version of the Sims in forever. So I'm guessing the idea is that they just never do make another one.

You can make a similar joke about GTA, by 2050 will still be on GTA 6 except it will be on the PlayStation 8 and being its fourth HD re-release

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

And people will still be playing Skyrim on their PS8

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I still prefer The Sims 3.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

The only thing I don't like about 3 is the poor performance caused by one of the best features in the series (being totally open world and not segmented by "levels/instances.") Plus the whole texture editing thing so you could make everything from your clothes to the couch match. I can see why they might cut down on the openness, but removing the texture thing in 4 was wack af.

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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Even if conscious, they'd be different consciousnesses. They'd think they were the same person but weren't.

So you'd just bring conscious being into existence who have the same set personality because you decided to make them that way and then pointlessly torture them.

Sounds like what god would be if they/it existed to me.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Sounds like the White Christmas episode of Black Mirror.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I get the argument, but you can't even necessarily prove the original person was conscious, how would you demonstrate this?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We can't even prove that when we go to sleep and wake up the next day that it's the same entity going about our day instead of a new one that inherited all of the memories and everything else encoded in the brain.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Correct, and yet as far as I am aware, I keep existing consciously. I wouldn't mind that hypothesis being correct some days lol

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So who's drowning them by deleting the pool steps.

Although to be honest that always bothered me as a kid, why don't they just get out of the pool, I don't need the steps to get out of the pool why do they need the steps. Also why does deleting doors suddenly fill the wall in.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

You should read the Cask of Amontillado to answer your question about doors

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Realistically, tortured for a week or 2 then forgotten about in the mods folder.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd at least make sure that when I do forget it's still running on a laptop somewhere.

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ooo, i like this version where the basilisk feasts on the digital consciousnesses of techbros and is content to leave the rest of us alone

[–] samburwell96@piefed.social 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Yup, came here to say this is a spoiler for SOMA. Plenty of happy ethical issues here to unpack.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be a .tar.gz, but a .gguf

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago

Zuckerberg wondering why he can't find the ladder for this pool.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment and force them to pay a mortgage with not enough income... and live stream it on the internet.

Or better still, take the drives from the servers their consciousness is stored on and put it into a grinder.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think I would just put Musk into a 1x1 tile basement and use cheats to keep the needs bars that keep him from dying filled.

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[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment

This is why I think these apocalypse bunkers for rich people are so funny. I saw some designs for one, and it was like 10 floors of luxury apartments with a giant armory underneath for protection.

Sure, let's take a couple of hundred sociopaths, narcissists and entitled dickheads and seal them in a bunker with limited food and entertainment options, on top of a huge pile of weapons. I genuinely think you'd last longer on the outside with whatever's happening lol.

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[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I just finished SOMA, great game. Highly recommend getting it for the storyline as well as the big questions it presents.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Mandalore Gaming just did his review of it as well. Its fresh in a lot of peoples brain space.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i had an acquaintance that would basically keep everyone that they knew as characters in a running game of The Sims. If they were angry at someone IRL they would drown that Sims character in a pool or give it the plague via poorly-cared-for-prairie dogs.

So I see this as basically right on target.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is almost an already existing black mirror episode. It just wasn't tech Bros, and they didn't upload willingly.

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago

I have no scream and i must mouth

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