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Leopards Ate My Face

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Whooping cough cases in Florida have soared this year, marking an 81% increase from 2024's number.

As of Sept. 27, 2025, there have been 1,295 cases reported to the Florida Department of Health (DOH), compared to 715 cases for the entirety of 2024, according to the department's Reportable Diseases Frequency Report.

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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Let them die. Let’s put together a fund that helps pro-vaccine people move out of the Florida wasteland.

[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

??? The people who are going to suffer and die from this are the children who don't get vaccinated and the immunocompromised who can't. The dingbats who wanted this will be fine because they themselves were vaccinated as children.

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[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Step one: Shoot foot with shotgun Step two: why does my foot need to be amputated??

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

step 3: crippling hospital bills

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago

step 4: debtor's prison step 5: can never leave the state again because you owe rent to debtor's prison

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did the (mostly) children getting whooping cough vote for it? Because if not that’s not really leopards eating faces. It’s just kids getting sick from stupid ass policies they had no say in.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

It's leopards eating faces if their parents care that they have whooping cough. Which isn't a given.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I have zero sympathy for the contents in the Florida Oblast. Zero!

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ItTs jUsT a cOmMoN cHiLdHoOD ILlNeSs !!1! 🤮

Nobody even does from it anymore!

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Oh noooo what a shame

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

Making kids dead again. Good old MAGA morons.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Republicans and social nedia have brought back old illnesses

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Well it sure beats being gay, am i right Florida?!

*hears sirens approaching*

Uh oh. I forgot.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

But but but my main goal in life is to make floridian lawmakers and lobbyists more powerful than anyone else so who cares about disease and stuff.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Glad to see Darwinian evolution playing out. The children of the stupid are dieing off. Hopefully this means the next generation won't buy into Brawndo being what plants crave

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I wonder what impact this has had / will have on the for-profit health care industry in the US.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 4 days ago

Praying to nurgle got them into this.

[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Whoop whoop it's the year of Juggalo!

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

The ONLY way to Prevent this is to PRAY MORE! Also we DONT want to Prevent it because Whooping Cough SAVES the Children!

[–] jellygoose@lemmy.ca -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hazor@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The children who are going to suffer and die from this didn't ask for it, it was their parents who are themselves vaccinated.

[–] lavander@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago

Fake news! There have always been whooping cough! My cousin took it! And he is fine! Better than the risk of microchip 5G in the vaccines!

— people that asked for this (likely)

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 days ago

I keep quoting that one famous Iowan: Let them die.

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