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[–] Robyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

Yea… Tho I’d argue that’s true of most jobs nowadays. Nothing, or somehow less than. Joining the work force has been a very depressing experience so far. Any ambition of learning and or contributing getting annihilated. It’s a compromise that allows me to have a roof and food at the end of the month without living at my parents.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

Have you tried coffee?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Square pusher flipping bits, like George Jetson without the sprockets

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

If me and my wife had a daughter, this could be funnier:

  • I don't have a daddy
  • See above
  • See above
  • The destruction of the patriarchy
[–] expr@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

I mean, the questions could have been constructed for the student, because the teacher would know the kid has a dad.

It's an issue but not the point of this.

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