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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can’t spell DOOM without Moo

[–] gera@feddit.nu 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

- me when Timmy makes fun of me

[–] RedSnt 4 points 2 weeks ago

I can get behind "bi era-wtf-os"

[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This reversed my mood immediately 🤯

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Diablo II gonna blow this ancient kid's mind

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

And Carmageddon 1

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hmmm... 🤔

opens console in DOOM

types "ThereIsNoCowLevel"

[–] RedSnt 24 points 2 weeks ago

I member when Blizzard was cool.. Damn climate change!

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

there is no console in Doom or Doom 2

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Modern source ports usually have one. I don't remember the last time I even played without GZDoom.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

ehh idk if I'd say usually, many of the ones that keep the Doom style don't

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ahh I loved that. I member we rushed in with our max lvl characters and obliterated everything.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

They certainly want to blow a load in some cows, boy howdy.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Use IDCLEV cheat code to warp to the end of each episode if you just want the cow parts

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

And IDKFA for full rockets

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There's a whole megawad for rocketing imps. It makes your brain do the happy juice.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also Coincident played through that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOPjheHXKqE

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Serious Sam also has cows that is fun to blast with a rocket launcher