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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm the one asking the questions here!

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

I am a meat popsicle

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I really wanna know

[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Your mom.

Now tuck your shirt in and stop slouching.

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'D EAT YOU FOR BREAKFAST! With bread and butter

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

[–] Sal@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Three kids in a trenchcoat

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm Ronnie Pickering!

[–] europa@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Who?

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me? I'm nobody.

[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine, and a straight razor, if you get too close to me.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond, call me what you will!

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

I'm a slow typer, a so-so writer; been the shit ever since I was an infant in diapers. And I'mma be dope all the way to the end: from the cradle to the grave, the Pampers to the Depends.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't you like to know?

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

brian

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'm the Dude, man, so that's what you call me!

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Hi dad

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who, me? I'm me!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, you're you. I'M me

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If I'm you, and you're me, then I'm me.

[–] djmikeale 2 points 1 week ago

I am Jack's Overwhelming Sense of Inadequacy

[–] europa@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You killed my father.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I'm just some guy. Y'know?