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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 4 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

This com keeps peaking

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 days ago

Thats because he's hanging around 65+ year old Republicans that steal semen from little kids.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

After his mum is done with them, maybe

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

He also says it tastes funny.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

yep, reduced 'precious bodily fluids'.
Actually RFK even looks a lot like the general from Dr Strangelove too.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.

"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Sperm counts and testosterone have been dropping rapidly but I didn't think teens were now worse off than 65 YOs

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

Sperm blaster, its all natural, full of micronutrients and makes you cum like a whale (the reason seawater is salty).

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago

smh. What an absolute moron.

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