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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

Their building a defense for the Epstein stuff.

"We had to rape those kids because their peers couldn't get them pregnant!"

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet Doc Oz will have an OTC product for this very soon!

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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How is he allowed to talk?

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The worm okayed this statement.

[–] Philote@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 4 days ago

Tf are they sampling over there??

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Are they saying that they want 65 year old men to impregnate teenagers? Island boys together strong.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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Because of micro plastics they won’t do any thing to stop.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 5 days ago

Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.

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