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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist, BBBill is actually a decent human being who gets trump to see the error of his ways.

(Yeah, BIG fantasy. I’d win the lottery before the odds of both those things happening)

[–] notabot@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you imaging the psycological trauma? He is jail and so old he can hear Death sharpening his scythe in the next room, and someone makes him see, and understand, the evil he's spent his life on. I know it's a fantasy, but that sort of realization would tear apart any normal person's psyche.

Yep. Kill trump with kindness. And understanding he’s never going to be forgiven. But that’s an incredible fantasy.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 12 points 3 days ago

Odd way of nicknaming Clinton, but who am I to judge?

[–] oh_@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don’t know why people think Trump will spend 1 second in any sort of prison.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're praying for it to happen, not saying it's a legitimate outcome.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 3 days ago

Ah the thoughts and prayer stradegy.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'd settle for a stroke at this point

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 3 days ago

He's already had at least one

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Hey there's a sublime song about this

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml -3 points 2 days ago

Joke about rape as a form of punishment

Several comments explicitly calling for it

Reminder that liberals are more authoritarian than "tankies" could dream of being.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world -2 points 3 days ago

“I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But CNN referred to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse

While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian rock
Eats feces and quotes from 'Deliverance'
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince”

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world -1 points 3 days ago
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