The Onion

AI doesn’t go on strike. It doesn’t ask for a pay raise.

Well, now...I'd say that that depends. If you build a system that depends on a service running on a proprietary model provided by a single vendor, you might just find that OpenAI or whoever does ask for a pay raise.

Now, I am going to imagine all CEOs speaking liking this. It reinforces the notion that they are really bumbling idiots and not worth paying attention to.