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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

FFS you're a grown-ass man!

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[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 7 points 2 years ago

This man is not having sex since 9 months prior his last child was born.. I bet he's angry!

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

There's nothing clear about this at all....

Well, clearly burning bush, Jewish zombie, eternal damnation, Therefore I'm God wants me to be in power. Because reasons. QED.

[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Oooohhhhwerefucked

[–] seedd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If you notice someone (mostly politicians) randomly pop out of nowhere and start telling you shit you wanna hear, that lerson is lying pieace of shit trying to play you. This is a highly effective method btw.

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