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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

That’s when you break out the “Whelp,” and slap your knee, that’s the universal sign for “Time to go”.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You're 44 attempts into realising why we teach little kids "use your words"

[–] Dorgel@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

That's not what I see at all, there are people I barely knew that would tell me about absolute absurd events happening to close friends or relatives of them, and its clear they just need the attention, and to these people I can only offer Yups, Dangs, and Yeah that's crazies

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're also clearly indicating you aren't quite enjoying the conversation anymore. Perhaps you could tell them that in some way?

[–] Dorgel@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

You're saying I'm not clearly indicating, otherwise why would I have to tell them? In all seriousness, though, it only happened a couple of times in my life, its not an ongoing thing. If they cannot pick up on me being unhappy with the conversation, then so be it, life goes on...plus I wouldn't want to offend anyone directly, especially not someone who is a bit off

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago
[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes yes very good thank you!

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago

I hope someone walks out on you whenever you are happily talking about something you like