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3 and 7 have real uses. Get past locked doors, etc.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Can also mess with quantum mechanics too, given you know what's inside the box
1 and 2.
Endless Pearls.
Doesn't say there's a limit on how many pills of your choice you can take so I assume you'll get an ongoing prescription of them. In which case, I'm taking 6 and reliving my 20s forever.
5 and 7 I can do already thanks to my hands
1 and 8 might be the same
4 needs specifics, like can I just instantly grow a nose on the palm of my hand at any time and remove it? It might help for smelling things on the top shelf
I’d go with 6 and a toss up between 1 and 4
7 could be useful to win some gambling games though
I chose 1 and 3.
1 because oysters will tell me where the biggest pearls are = $$$$ 3 for locked doors and the coolest room exits.
I'd live a good life with them.
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3, because it’s actually kind of useful.
1 + 2. Criminally underrated combo.
Gravel + concrete + oysters = more oysters
How are y'all not seeing this?
Talking to oysters would honestly be great for some type of ecological studies, they are pretty picky about their habitats.
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