Asklemmy

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

Very uncomfortable. You've pulled me off my bed and now I'm laying naked on my power inverter.

I shit in the sink.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I'm dead.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

Finally, I'm inside my wife.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.