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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

joke going around about silicon valley during height of dot com, something like 1:10 female to male ratio – “The odds are good but the goods are odd.”

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went to an engineering college and apparently that saying has been around for quite a while

[–] engityra@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also heard that one floating around the engineering school I attended.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard it while building the pyramids

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

The moral of this story is actually to use firefox so you don't get ads 😁

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

-Red Green

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Porn ads literally advertise "ugly local women near you who want to fuck!"

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"old grandmas in your area want to FUCK YOU"

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thinking men use desktops and women use laptops is genderphobic! Everyone knows men use gaming pcs that are visable on the table while women have their phone.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The implication is that laptops are for hot people, obviously

[–] Chriswild@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't have a laptop so it tracks

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago

Dating scene analogy: Men are in a desert, Women are lost at sea. There is no water whatsoever for the men. The women don't have access to drinkable water. Both are dying of dehydration.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I still don't know where do I find these hot MILF's in my area.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

A local c-hound told me a church will do nicely

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

You need a kid for that. Just go to the kindergarten and pretend one of the kids is yours.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

They are at home with their partners

[–] apostrofail@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

hot MILFs* in my area

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some reason I get ads promising ugly women. Does that mean I'm hot?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I get the same ads, so I can guarantee you it does not.

[–] REM0VED@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

A hero will sacrifice the world to save you a villain will sacrifice you to save the world

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well now I feel better about them always suggesting ugly grannies to me.

[–] Stegget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

My tinder feed suggests otherwise.

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] madmax666@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, cuz men are ugly... how modern...

[–] TheMisifu@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As real as life itself