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Close enough.

This is fantastic

It's like a stretch station wagon, you can do it, but why?

I like how it has both Arkansas and Arkansas

Almost perfect! Of course Akansas should be Nebrahoma. Rookie mistake, but great work otherwise! Gold star

Shouldn't have made a bunch of states rectangles then

"Texas"

Well that's a very generous description based on the current discourse of personal freedoms being violated

You missed Upper Peninsula north of Wisconsin.

Checkmate

With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.

Dammit, get the Round-up. Ohio is multiplying.

I think we could make it easier for many by drawing a diagonal line from the top of Columbia on the west coast to Louisiana in the south east and just label the whole area "Old Mexico".

Then when people start yelling at you go back to where you came from or learn to speak American they can return to Europe where their ancestors were born...

I'm surprised he only crammed one more state into the northeast. Easy opportunity to put a dozen lines pointed to one little dot-sized section

Old Hampshire!

Utah...i can see your junk