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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by awesome_person@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] astrobound@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

this is gold lmao

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago

Lesson learned: aim for the manager spot to order those folks around

[–] NuclearArmWrestling@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

XHTML 1.1 is much more elegant than HTML 2

[–] randint@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

You really just threw "generic Chinese name" into some translator didn't you lol

[–] dan@upvote.au 6 points 2 years ago

I've been coding for a long time, and I think I've worked with all these archetypes. Too real.

[–] tmpr@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

We’ll shit imma be out of a jerb with this competition.

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

lololol attacked again

[–] mrlavallee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

[–] hellfire103@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I love this!

[–] navitux@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh boy, I'm soooo f*cked up

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How do you code a house I can love i