The other tablet only had one commandment, chiseled extra large for emphasis:
Above all else, do no harm.
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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- Thou really believed me, idiot? Do whatever the fuck you want. I don't care
Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Prejudice ( "Satan", oft translated by scholars as "Accuser", which is how everyone can know that it means prejudice: prejudice's WHOLE action is accusing! ) instead of considered-reason.
Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Ideology-Addiction, but will displace it with considered-reason, breaking it from authority.
Thou Shalt Not Forget Silliness, who is the proper antidote to self-importance.
Thou Shalt Not Ever Mistake Propaganda for Journalism, nor tolerate propaganda's establishment.
Thou Shalt Not Tolerate Lobbying/Bribery or any other corruption of governing.
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The ones that make the most sense to me as stuff Moses might say.
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Thou shalt trust honest people, for why would one be honest if nothing comes from it
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Thou shalt not assume things, to assume is often more destructive than lying
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Thou shalt not cheat in games and anything with a justified set list of rules
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Thou shalt not intentionally cause mental illness, for it is equal to murder
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Thou shalt not gatekeep or deny another person's rightful union
Wow, those really sound like they could have been from the Bible (also bonuses point to you for coming up with a serious suggestion). Here, you win the Nobel prize in Prophetry*! Your basically the new Moses, and we shall follow you!
/s (it's sarcasm but keep the Nobel prize, you deserve it (*v*)/ []-[]Β¬ )
* Prophetry is supposed to mean "being a prophet" but I just made that word up
Thou shalt not kill
That's literally the sixth commandment.
No one seems to be paying much attention to it.
The commandment so nice he wrote it twice.
Well some (most?) people don't pay a lot of attention to it so it deserves to be said again
Thou shall chill out and just hang out
Do as I say, not as I do.
If more people acknowledged the massive hypocrisy of the christian bible, the world might have been a better place.
Thou shalt not delude thyself.
Thou shalt not get caught.
If you donβt want a bad bitch donβt get one
"sorry it was a joke"
/15. These are all just guidelines. Use common sense.
- Thou shall not deny thy neighbour the right to your software
- Thou shall obey Micro$oft
- Thou shalt have no other operating system before Linux
- Thou shalt not take the name of Tux thy prophet in vain
- Thou shall not desire Chrome, thy weapon of Google
My English is not perfect so if you can please help with the old school English, especially point one and five