Soil is kinda sentient...and it doesn't "crave" waste but definitely uses it as food to get healthier so let's do that instead of water sports nightmare toilet collection?
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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Yeah, crave it in a food kind of way would be fine.
Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I'd be making it extra happy. Since a toilets' nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We'd be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
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Wouldn't matter because I'd be pooping in the back yard
The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I've often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.
I love Freud. I am stuck in a specific early childhood phase so you know my choice.
I hate this question so much Mai Gad.
It better call me master, that food wasn't free!