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sounds good with butter tho

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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 year ago

I'd try it. I don't think I'll like it, but I'd give it a shot.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I scream, you scream, we all scream. We just all scream…

When we get thrown into a pot of boiling water

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds incredible actually, ngl.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Drusas@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

This is something I could see having been made on Iron Chef back in the '90s, with all of the guests not wanting to eat it but then being surprised that it's not horrible.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You know what? No

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago

Some lines are meant to be crossed.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Really cold lobster bisque

[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am just gonna put it out there that this is actually delicious (mostly because of the butter chunks). Definitely the highlight of my trip to Woods Hole about 20 years ago, and this might even be the same shop still selling it, proving I am not alone in my preference.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You can put pretty much any flavor with a bit of salt, sweet, and fat, and it will probably be OK as long as the texture isnt fucked.

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've had savoury ice cream before, I'd give this a shot.

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 1 points 1 year ago

A South East Asian dish, "nasi lemak" as an ice cream flavour. The actual dish is rice cooked in coconut milk, usually served with chili paste and dried anchovies, sometimes some kind of meat too. The ice cream flavour had the savoury creaminess of the coconut rice and a hint of spice, which worked surprisingly well with the cold ice cream. Don't think it would have been as good if they tried to add the anchovies though.

I had wasabi ice cream before as well, and while sweet the spiciness there was also nice and different from typical ice cream flavours.

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be good as long as it isn't sweet.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"yeah fuck you, eh" -lobster ice cream

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is some OG Iron Chef shit right here. Fukui-san!

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I'd try it np

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

I pronounce this innocent of all wrongdoing

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

I've seen a lot of ice creams made with other dairy products like butter and cheese; the results tend to be surprisingly well received. I'd like to try some sharp cheddar cheese ice cream and popcorn butter ice cream based on those. They sound awesome.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, I've had some, in Falmouth on Cape Cod. 2 bites was all I could manage. And I enjoy lobster and love ice cream.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

I've had corn, and queso fresco ice cream. Not half bad.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Custard? Good! Jam? Good! Meat? Goooooood!”

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I am going kosher just for this.

[–] shellsharks@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago

This actually sounds kinda good