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Put me in the trash can at the park. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is there a ralph's around here?

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[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.

[–] Robin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

100% compostable

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive

[–] Clarity@c.im 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I used to know a guy who embalmed his own wife (yes I'm serious!) who offered to get me a deal when the time came for cheap cremation but sadly he died first.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First parts are organ donations.

The excess can be used by science.

The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.

[–] peyotecosmico@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Y'all can bury me loose."

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[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point take me to Uruguay and eat me.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think you mean the Andes between Argentina and Chile. You just need some Uruguayans handy to eat you.

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