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[–] aksdb@feddit.de 24 points 2 years ago

Especially funny while driving. "Shit, where are my keys! Oh, in the ignition, obviously. But my phone?! Oh, it's in the middle console hooked up to CarPlay. Well..."

But then you realize you left the wallet in the fridge and put the lasagna in your pocket.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.fmhy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not true! I stopped carrying a wallet almost 2 years ago!

[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I also stopped carrying a wallet….

…now I just put it in my pocket instead.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

I just put a big rubber band around my ID, my debit card, my laundry card and a little cash!

[–] Sinnz@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Ravioli Ravioli, what’s in the pocket-oli

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep, the phone thing... keys and wallet, not so much. But the phone... if my wife sees what I've been doing on Lemmy... let's just say my life will most probably be very different from what it is now.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the flip side you'd probably have all the time to stay on Lemmy

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

That is true... I could probably become that niche Lemmy celebrity I always wanted to be 🤔.

[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[–] bartification@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Spaghetti is the only pasta in my pockets

[–] Lewistrick@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Keys and wallet are always in my bag though.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's what THEY want you to believe!

[–] notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i usually keep 5 thing in my pockets, phone and earbuds in the right and wallet keys and a bottle of water in the left

[–] Lewistrick@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] snor10@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know what I would do without my pocket lasagna.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Who else hasn't felt their phone in their pocket only to realise you are holding it

Yes I have occasionally looked for my phone with my phones flashlight

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Where's the pocket sand?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

On two or three occasions so far, I've begun getting genuinely anxious about not knowing where my phone is WHILE LOOKING AT MY PHONE 🤦🤣

[–] red@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

You know it's an old meme because it included a wallet

[–] SighBapanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

That's why I've started keeping my lasagna in my fanny pack.

[–] VanillaDrink@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Are you Garfield?

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