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It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
I'll be just fine.
Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.
I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.
FUCKING PRONOUNS
I certainly wont be starving to death!
Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
Oh well, I'll die happy
Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.
Brb, loading up on carbs.
I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse
You got a quarter?
My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger
Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.
Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
I'll be fine
I'm in luck! 😁
Well, fuck
could be worse
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!
I'd be just fine.
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
People think I'm bullshitting all the time.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
McDonald's stocks go up 200%
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
Basically no change.
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I'm going to pick my nose!
