your cash and your jewelry is what i expect
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Porn i guess
I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.
I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.
Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!
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The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.
Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.
I need to work on my temper
Bollocks.
I'll be fiiiiiine
Your handle reminds me of that blond joke where she hides in a bag of potatoes and when someone kicks it to see whats inside she says "potatopotatopotato"
Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks
Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")
No one knows.
I'm already gone.
Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.
Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.
I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.
I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.
I guess it's kill or be killed...
Oh my, this is not gonna go well.
Omnipotence helps.
She has a shotgun. I should be okay.
I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.
If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.
Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?
No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.
I gotta get to Greece!
I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.
I’m a tree.
Make of me what you will…
Nothing changes for me.
Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.
He was a Chaos Space Marine.
I think I'll be okay.
I’m good.
Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.
I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.
Welp, im a vampire now
(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)
I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?
Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.
Idk.