Murdering a bunch of poachers in the Forbidden Forest by throwing cabbages at them. I doubt the Ministry is going to be too happy about my body count.
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I killed a man named Tengu and stole his mask.
Theft of hats and sunglasses from many denizens on the beach, in the forest and on the mountain.
Korok abuse
Reckless driving and going well, WELL above the speed limit.
Refusing to play scramblecoin.
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Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.
Depending on ones political alignment, either
Alcoholism and drug abuse during work hours
or
Cultural genocide against indigenous people
i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.
Stomping on animals and humans until they die
Brotato. The aliens won and they are arresting my 6-armed, starchy ass for killing tons of them.
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Trying to escape Hell.