Asklemmy

I have no problem playing sexy time with AI

I watch a lot of porn. A lot.

I like cinnamon raisin bagels...with scallion and herb cream cheese. It's sweet and savory and the contrast is as good as a super hot shower with an ice cold drink.

Breugger's bagels, may they rest in peace, used to have a bacon/scallion cream cheese. That was divine on cinnamon raisin bagels. I don't know what upset people more, the scallion on a sweet substrate, or the bacon on a bagel. It doesn't matter, if this is goy, I don't want to be kosher.

Daydreaming about me, my projects in 10-30 years. Imagining convos with people. I'm a recovering neet.

Marxist organizating and running a political education program. I swear to God I'm going to (redacted) when we have the resources to expand into adult literacy.

And slutting about I suppose.

Mint ice cream and peanut butter.

Macaroni with enough Heinz ketchup to question your sanity and a glass of milk.

It's also my hangover cure.

I put a little salt on muffins. If I don’t I can only eat like one before I hit my muffin limit, but if I salt them I can eat like 5.

Recently, grocery store chicken wings.

Ruffles potato chips and nacho cheese dip. My Jean size doesn’t accept it.

I like to fart on the children having temper tantrums at Walmart.

CONSTANT MASTURBATION

Tobacco and alcohol.

Cigars & pipe tobacco. Whisky & cognac. The good stuff.

But after the world became so health focused, these indulgences has become more problematic.