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The man can't help himself (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Had a neighbor who would piss on his front bush like a fucking cat.

You could tell where because of the dead spot in the shape of piss trickle

[–] dumbass@toast.ooo 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That chair could do with a sand and a nice coat of paint.

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago

I think it's fabric, not wood.

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

I mean, at least he's house-trained.

[–] Screamium@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Urea works as a fertilizer!

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 8 points 11 months ago

Jizz is protein. The plants will be swole!

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