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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 97 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Always tip your local sewer monster

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago

y̶͖̩̍͘̚o̷̠̹̔ủ̸̪̐ͅr̴̙̈́̑̊ ̶͜͝ẁ̷̹o̸̮̙̔͝r̴̫̙̀k̷̳͊ ̶̬͒̂ȉ̸̤s̷̗̀ ̸̰̀̓i̵̹̝̒̂n̴̠͎̲̔v̷͔̅͑a̵̝͐̈́̎l̵͎̈́̕ǘ̶̦͜á̷͉̣͔b̷̧̏͝ḽ̸̎̀e̵͜͠ ̶͉̇t̴̪̟̟̆̋o̷̼͐͋ ̶̲͔̣̀̌̎t̷̰̃̀h̶̛͐͜ẻ̷͕̥ ̸̗͉̇̚c̸̖͎̒̍ȍ̸̡̥̝̂m̷̠̏͂̚p̷̙̀͂͝ã̷͔́n̴͇̥̼͐͗̐y̴̻̭̾

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

[–] nick@midwest.social 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 11 months ago

Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 41 points 11 months ago

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 36 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Wait, some landlords want tips?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Good old Poe's law.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Mine doesn't.

He wants the whole hog in.

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[–] drwstr@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 27 points 11 months ago

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

[–] Juice88@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People are tipping their landlords???

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

[–] Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

[–] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 14 points 11 months ago

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 13 points 11 months ago

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

[–] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.

[–] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 11 months ago

Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

My optometrist has a cuck chair in the bathroom. Nice guy, though.

https://ibb.co/3mB4d4P

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

Here's my tip

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck is a cuck chair?

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[–] moody@lemmings.world 6 points 11 months ago

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Did a landlord try to make a meme

[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

dont forget '''groceries'''

[–] capital@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rentoid

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