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Developer compass (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 years ago by garfaagel@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 13 points 2 years ago

As a PHP developer, why did no one tell me I am supposed to not give a fuck about FOSS??

[–] inspxtr@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm confused, and maybe naive. How are CSS/HTML and JS frameworks web stuff on the "Doesn't give a shit about open source" axis?

[–] EmasXP@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Was thinking the same about PHP :D Maybe because the license allows it to be used in proprietary software?

[–] kosama@socel.net 2 points 2 years ago

@garfaagel @inspxtr I think he’s saying that if you use open standards on closed source/“if it ain’t broke” systems? Kinda like how Apple mostly takes from Open Source with little give back to the communities it benefits from??

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I feel like that's pretty squarely next to debian as traditional and open source.

[–] hadesflames@vlemmy.net 9 points 2 years ago

This literally makes zero sense at all.

[–] SteveDinn@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use things in all 4 quadrants. Ahhhhh!

[–] pepperonisalami@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Your compass is spinning lmao.

[–] psilves1@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This doesn't make sense

[–] DrQuint@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

So... A typical compass meme.

[–] Dathknight@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I have an existential crisis...

At work I develop for windows servers with vs code, which I also use at home on my Arch powered ThinkPad ...

WHAT AM I!?

[–] qwerty@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago

The enlightened centrist.

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

PHP isn't open source? Damn, for some reason I can't take back my contribution.

[–] tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Top right is pure evil

[–] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's wrong with notepad.exe?

[–] MetaCubed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Join the future, switch to notepad++

[–] tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It is not as good an IDE as PowerPoint imo, hard to be productive with the mere notepad. Not even mentionning the lack of comic sans ms /s

[–] Wereduck@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Marxism-Leninism-Debianism ftw. But I also need thigh highs.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aren't a lot of open source libraries and languages initially open sourced from faang? I'm using Airflow at work, which is a descendant of something Facebook open sourced. Pretty sure all of them open sourced a bunch of of their data center designs too

[–] srpwnd@lemmy.one -1 points 2 years ago

Airflow actually started as internal project at Airbnb.

[–] egg360@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago

Why am I in every square except blue simultaneously?

[–] BadSong@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On the left but fuck anime and that uwu shit

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

holy c in lib right

[–] jmsw22@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

“JS frameworks like node”

[–] BioHall@lemmy.pt -1 points 2 years ago

Surprisingly accurate