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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[–] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No anime intros for you chechnya!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago

Neither outros.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Rimsky-Korsakov is rolling in his grave

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Doom metal and hardcore unite

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[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Adama Sandler's Medium Pace has reentered the charts at #1

[–] sab@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It should certainly spice up performances of John Cage's As Slow as (legally) Possible.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

What do they have against ambient?

[–] FatTony@discuss.online 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel like asking why now is besides the point, irrelevant really.

[–] KrokanteBamischijf@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)
  • Laughs in Dutch EDM * 🤣

(Hardcore/Gabber starts at ~160 BPM and goes all the way up to ~300 BPM). Definitely too fast.

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[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

wait... Air by Bach is too fast? (134 bpm)

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

drummer distracted by falling stagelight

Chechen authorities 360noscope him for lowering the BPM

[–] Agora@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Goldilockswave

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

their president is stupid as fuck

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No Doom or Speed metal, check.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Rip and tear, the music industry apart

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[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Welp, there goes all the phonk music

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[–] clmbmb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago

So, no grindcore concerts? Oh, wait! There weren't any anyway! Fuck dictators, fuck authoritarianism!

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They like to cha-cha real smooth. But not too smooth.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Michael Jackson's "Just beat it" is to be used as neutral metronome. Bohemian Rhapsody will be in the musical fire pit asap first thing in the morning. Also with "oh Donna" and "la Bamba" as well as pretty much every single music piece not used for CPR training.

It has been said, now go on and make it happen!

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[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I guess Low is going to have to cancel their Chechnya tour.

[–] abcd@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I take a 2min Drum and Bass track with 170bpm, add 30s of silence at the beginning and the end it would result in ~113bpm for a track of 3 min. Would this be legal? Or did they also define how to measure the bpm?

Have they defined the planet for the length of the minute? How about a Venus minute? Or a Jupiter minute?

[–] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

That's not how tempo works. The Music played is still at a tempo of 170 beats per minute.

You wouldn't win if you were pulled over going 50 mph on a 40 mph road by saying that you were stopped at lights for 10 minutes and thus your average speed for the last half hour or whatever is under 40 mph.

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[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think I know what happened. Russia's capital is in the Eastern Orthodox region of the country. They celebrate big Christian holidays such as Christmas using the Julian calendar; so about two weeks later than most. So, it makes sense that they celebrate the smaller holidays one week late. April Fools?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
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