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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think The Lord doth judge quite a lot. They even wrote a book about this

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's kind of his main schtick, that and creating the universe so he could judge things.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Motherfucker, if you love us without paragon, just create us with a nature and environment that will not push us to sin, or better yet, create us directly in heaven. My little cousin who cares for ants in a terrarium has better supreme being ethics.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don't think I've heard of a religion which describes its deity as non-judgemental.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The judgementalness is pretty much the entire point. Without judgement, nothing has value.

[–] Dorgel@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

If you appear in a courtroom and your judge hates you, either you did something wrong in the trial or you need a different judge.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah being a lonely male of average or lesser looks on tinder will definitely improve your mental state.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Reminds me of a MASH bit after Radar gets back from R&R (Season 8 Episode 4 Good-bye Radar part 1):

Radar's duffel bag with french perfume is tossed by some Marines and the bottle breaks.

Hawkeye: Woohoo get a whiff of him; we've been standing around in a coal mine and he's been wrestling with every woman in Tokyo.

Radar: It was 4 guys that got me to smell like this.

Col. Potter: As long as you had a good time.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works -2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You don't have a chance on dating apps as a male except you belong to the top 1% most popular accounts.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm a guy and I met my wife on tinder.

[–] SleepyHarry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same. Whenever I see messages like his it just smacks of denial / coping strategies. "It's all those promiscuous women's fault I can't get a girlfriend" fuckin grow up.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

If on one given straight dating app, 66% of people are men and 33% are women, isn't it logical to think that a lot of men are going to have a lot of difficulty to find anything of value? Incel logic is trash, but that doesn't mean there aren't things wrong with Tinder.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OK. Good for you I guess. But statistically you're the exception. Not the rule

[–] SleepyHarry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Get your evidence away from my beliefs"

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Well this viedeo isn't 100% accurate since the platforms don't reveal all their data, but it doesn't has to be to prove the point: https://youtu.be/x3lypVnJ0HM