Anything physical. Running is out of the question, I would collapse the moment I tried. I can actually climb decently, but due to susceptibility of failing, I don't. Can't swim, even if I can make it look like I can for a moment. I'm not a flying monkey so I can't fly. And the only dance I can do is the fortnite dance.
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I should think for a few seconds before talking about right or left directions. I sometimes make mistake when I say it without hesitation!
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Brushing my teeth too close after eating. If I do it, I will throw up.
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Skate backwards. I am really good going forwards, carving, hockey stops, but try to go backwards and I'm an unsteady infant.
Figure out how to make sexual intercourse or masturbation physically pleasurable. Most people seem to get it naturally, but I can't crack the code.
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Ride a bike
Don't you all count your knuckles for that?
Cook
Whistle.
Swim with any amout of grace or skill. I can slowly and sloppily splash my way around thats about it.
Jaysus wept, there's many I can argue:
Cannot play even one instrument
Cannot listen to tonal languages properly
Cannot ride a bike