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[โ€“] AvaAmazing@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wake up in a zombie apocalypse and then die after over 100 playtime hours with the same character because of a little mistake losing everything.

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[โ€“] AvaAmazing@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Participate in dream therapy and fall asleep and follow a doctor's voice as you have your mind broken over and over by optical illusions until you wake up and then cry irl at the ending speech.

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[โ€“] 18107@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thalassophobia generator (and drowning simulator).

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[โ€“] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Virgin man dismantles mafia fighting over a tiny ass piece of land. He beats up everyone (sometimes with a rpg) without killing anyone ever while doing random bullshit like racing toy cars on the side and helping people around the city.

Also he crosses paths with a less kind one eyed man who runs a brothel.

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[โ€“] iByteABit@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Geat beat up enough times and you'll become a pensioner

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[โ€“] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

A rustic family's lives are torn apart by the rise of capitalism driven by the boredom of an immortal.

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[โ€“] Nemo@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

A group of drunks fend off dingoes long enough to brew more booze.

[โ€“] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

you fight water

Spoilerthe Creeper World Series

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[โ€“] Kory@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You touch something you shouldn't have, then nobody would ever believe what you've seen, but you keep trying to convince every species in the galaxy.

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[โ€“] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

rock paper scissors with aliens

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[โ€“] Cliffjumper@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

8 foot tall penis beast murders everyone you meet

[โ€“] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You're an outlaw who steals the pets of other people and must recruit them to stop a corrupt mayor and his army of evil Power Rangers from setting up animal abuse factories.

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[โ€“] FoodseXe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Let me sleep for centuries while pure evil kills everyone.

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[โ€“] r4tzt4r@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It makes you think about sucking your own dick.

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[โ€“] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You kinda play with reincarnations of Adam and Eve but original Eve was kind of Adam's mom. Current Adam has a lot of trauma he tries to shut away with different personalities but then the ghost of his previous incarnation takes over his father's body to try to push the traumatized personality out. Eventually you discover a kid on a lab who comes to life in your presence and she tells you it was an even older incarnation of Adam who created her artificially based on Eve because nobody could have natural kids anymore at that time but that didn't really wipe humans out either. And all through the game some sort of AI with the personality of some very old folks had been spying on you through your save files. In the end current Adam and Eve fall out of the sky naked but inside a giant robot, with all your friends watching you from a distance because they can't fly since your actions made every other giant robot stop working, except for yours.

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[โ€“] Surp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Spikey hair man, a stuffed animal friend, a meow meow best animal friend, a cigarette smoking space uncle, black gun arm man, big boobie bestie, christian pink girl, thieving ninja girl, and emo vampire-esque goth daddy re-enact Armageddon and also fight long white hair man with mommy issues. Also a dirty old man with floating crystals, no legs, and the ability to fly gives you advice.

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[โ€“] Someguy89@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fight for scraps and die. Die 5 more times from getting beat with a rock. Fight for more scraps and get small base. Lose all scrap in base from asshole clan. Beat head against wall in frustration. Oh and die some more and do it all again tomorrow.

[โ€“] Master167@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You and a girl are having fun at the fair until a portal opens. You enter the portal for everyone to claim your girl is a queen.

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[โ€“] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

[โ€“] hbar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] redimk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A wacky woohoo pizza man gets invited by his bro to a weird tower and they end up fighting because the brother really wants a necklace.

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[โ€“] theragu40@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

[โ€“] DestroyMegacorps@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] frankhorrigan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some old nut job sends you to get a briefcase to save your village.

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