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Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

Go to waypoint simulator with blackjack and hookers.

IFR or VFR is the question.

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

You are a crawling microchip that possesses animals with cool abilities

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Cyka B blyat!

The world ended and is full of ghosts, but you still gotta work your 9 to 5 with your best bud.

There's this old lady who sits in one spot all day and eats human bone dust.

you wake up in a desert, and you get your face kicked in over and over until eventually you get enslaved

Seafood come out of the ocean and squirt internal fluids at each other

You're undead, and use magic and guns to fight aliens and gods in defence of a big ball. The big bad is made of ghosts (but not the kind you're friends with).

Bumfights on an island where losers become zombies.

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

A fighting game for kids where a bunch of adults went to the tournaments for years and molested a bunch of kids

Mario finds out that Toads are very racist and sexist rednecks

you make people eat things they hate and they kill each other over boulders in the visible vicinity. sometimes the higher power tries its best to kill them, other times you get 36 milk.

Gas station tf2

Boy and his friends fight the dick neighbor kid, who is trying to take over the world with an eldritch horror from space.

Let's see who gets this one:

Find your 107 pals (if you bother to do it), build up your castle and go up against that psycho dude weirdly fixated with porcine epithets.